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"Yeah?.....Oh hi Gat, what's up? Huh? The game's on now? Ok, thanks. I'll talk at ya later".................Hey folks let's listen to part of a minor league baseball game goin on right now: ".......and welcome back. It's now the top of the sixth inning. Lana Turner is coming to bat for the Redbirds. She's hitting 305 on the season. Barney Google is on the mound. He winds and pitches. A slider, right down the middle......steeerike! It looks like we're going to see a change in the offence of the Fernbuckets. Yes, Elvis stays in playing second but the shortstop is now Edgar Presley. Google settles in. He winds and pitches, Turner hits one right up the middle. Elvis makes a diving leap AND COMES UP WITH THE GROUND BALL, FLIPS IT TO EDGAR. Edgar whips it to first for the double play. What a play fans! The newly acquired first baseman Sun Yun Who made a great pick up of Presley's throw. So that was Elvis to Presley to Who for the 6-4-3 double play. The Fernbuckets are certainly glad to have Who on first. There are now two outs in the top of the sixth. Coming to bat is the Rightfielder for the Redbirds, Sigmund Freud. Freud, just up from Birmingham, is batting 298 this season and has 31home runs. Google winds, the pitch......oooooooh, Freud is hit directly in the face. He seems to be ok as he trots down to first base. Who will be watching Freud closely as you never know what that man is capable of. The manager of the Fernbuckets, Patsy Cline, comes out to the mound. She's gonna pull Google. It appears that Yak the Wonder Pig is coming in for Google. Wonder Pig has 16 wins on the season and is the go-to pig when Cline wants that third out. While Wonder Pig is warming up let's catch you up on what's happening. Who's on first, Elvis is playing second, George Washington is playing third and, of course, Presley is on second. Playing right field is Martha Washington, Center is Pete Rose and playing left is a garden variety Rattle Snake.......We'll be right back after this word from Burger Beer." YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE WEDDINGNEWZ REPORT ON STATION WLW IN CINCINNATI, OHIO. ENJOY A COOL GLASS OF CINCINNATI'S FINEST, BURGER BEER. IT TASTES SO GOOD CAUSE THAT'S WHAT FANS SAY!
That was alot of fun. I was actually a member of the Fernbuckets in the late 70's. But let's get back to the purchase
of that all important wedding ring. Before you think you can't afford an engagement ring, consider moissanite. This lab-created mineral looks like diamond, can have the same brilliance as a diamond, and is almost as hard as a diamond. Yet moissanite costs just a fraction of a diamond's price and looks more like candy corn more than it looks like diamond. What Exactly is Moissanite? Moissanite is a naturally occurring mineral, silicone carbide. It was discovered in 1893 by Henri Moissan in a meteor. It seems that Moissan was sitting in the front yard reading "The Catcher In The Rye" when he noticed that he had been struck on the head by a 64 lb. meteorite traveling at a staggering 782 mph. As he brushed himself off he realized that he was looking straight at a substance that could replace diamond settings in engagement rings at a fraction of the cost. Since there are almost no supplies of this mineral on earth, scientists set out to create synthetic moissanite in a lab. In 1995, jewelers realized that Moissanite would make an ideal gemstone, and the rest, as they say, is history. It's such a good substitute for diamonds that many jewelers cannot easily tell the difference. Only the ones who know what they're doing. Well friends, that's about it for today's show. I hope you have had a good time and remember, I'm Preston Winslow Howsley |
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