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FANTASY: IS IT FACT OR FICTION?
Preston Winslow Howsley
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January 28, 2005
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Today I'd like to start out the show with a bonus question. I have on the phone with me Mrs. Pennington Runamukhousen.
She will have 30 seconds in which to answer the bonus question. There will be two parts to this question and the
contestant must get both answers correct in order to win a great prize.
"Ok Mrs. Runamukhousen put on your thinking cap , here goes. In the whole history of the Roman Catholic Church
there has only been one Pope who was married. Part A of the question is this: What was his name? And part B is,
did he have wedding invitations sent to the guests? Your 30 seconds begins riiiiiiiiight...........now!"
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"Ok Mrs. Runamukhousen we need your answer"
"I don't remember his name and, yes, he did send out wedding invitations".
(tic toc tic toc pause)
"uuuuuwwwwwwwwwwww I'm sorry Mrs. Runamukhousen we
were looking for Pope Reliance VI and no he did not send out
wedding invitations. Pope Reliance VI and no he did not send out
wedding invitations. uuuuuuwwwThat was a rough one. But Mrs.
Runamukhousen you're not going away empty handed. Tell her what she's won Johnny!"
......."From Amana it's the 16,000 square foot frost free
refrigerator
freezer with ice maker and A/V jacks so, while you're browsing the fridge you can play games
on....... YOUR BRAND NEW SONY PLAYSTATION! Back to you Preston".
That was fun. You know folks, it's true that Pope Reliance VI did
not send out wedding invitations. He did, however, send wedding
stickers to all the guests.
Interesting, interesting. We're going to continue looking at the unique gift sets the bride
can purchase from bargain wedding rings shops right after this:
You're listening to the WeddingNewz Report for this
Thursday, January 27th 2005 on 99.5 FM WWNR out of St. Paul/Jasper, St. Rejus, Ontario, Canada and NPR,
National Public Radio who, along with Archer Daniels Midland, believe that the World should not go hungry
when there is food on other planets.
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Well people, I certainly enjoyed myself during today's broadcast of the WeddingNewz. Tomorrow I
want to explore the intricate and delicate task of choosing the Bride's maids from the inordinate
amount of girlfriends you have. Till then, I'm
Preston
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